Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Most Idiotic Beer Inventions And Innovations Of All Time

As per Jesse Hughey, here are the most idiotic beer inventions and innovations of all time:




  1. Beer Hour (Biru Awa) Beer Can Dispenser

  2. The Koozie

  3. The keychain bottle opener

  4. The Vortex bottle

  5. Cold activated cans and bottles

  6. The vented wide-mouth can

  7. Shoot A Brew cooler

  8. Beer helmet



I can't personally imagine not having my opener on my keyring, but the rest of them mostly deserve to be on the list. Read the rationale for each at the Dallas Observer.

4 comments:

Douglas G. said...

I used to love using a koozie in the old days. But now a day I drink all my beer in a glass. I just us gloves when I'm fishing in cold weather.

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Nicolas said...

I think they mean that Coors Light is the #6, not the can itself...

Brent said...

Who doesn't use a koozie when they are playing golf or fishing or at the beach. And a key ring opener is a must! Silly those are included.

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